i have great news...i have great news
news soo great that i will die if i don't tell any one
news which could change the ways of man...and bring mankind...to a whole new level...

hahas...and this news is!!


i'm officially a lisenced first aided..

hahas...i can see all the readers blowing fumes outta their ears right now...well i have to say..i aggerated a tincy wincy bit***

hahas...anyway..now that i'm lisenced, next time i see a casualty, i can lift up by beautifully laminated badge...which has my equally beautiful face on it and say

"have to fear...o' injured one...ur in the arms of sanya...the almight first aider"

and if the persons condition actually gets worse**
hahas..then in that case..i will say
"i'm sorry but i tried my very best"
hahas thats what all docs say

ahahhasssss